GooBoy: brb gotta restart
GooBoy: I AM NOT A RACIST
E: Also, you're totally racist.
GooBoy: I am the least racist person ever, but you are definitely the most racist.... racist.
E: I'm allowed to be racist
E: I'm hispanic
E: that means I'm entitled
GooBoy: no, that's not what that means
GooBoy: how can you possibly justify that?
E: It's true for every minority.
E: Racism is totally allowed.
E: Nigga (but don't you say it, cause that would make you racist which isn't allowed).
E: Jimmy to da jizzeeeee! I don't even know what that means but I can SAY IT and if you say it, it means you're trying to hard to be culturally relevant.
GooBoy: that's not what it means
E: ninja please
E: totally what it means.
GooBoy: well now i'm just getting more and more offended
E: you aren't allowed to be offended by racism
E: cause you're white
E: what do you know about prejudice
GooBoy: we talked about this
E: Yeah, about your cushy white boy life that's never known hardship
GooBoy: I'm going to hurt you
GooBoy: so very badly
GooBoy: in or around the face
E: That would be what we call a "hate crime"
E: Right there? That was "hate threatening"
E: Bro you best watch yo' back or the popo's gun be ALL UP IN YER FACE LIKE WWWUUUUUTTT?!
GooBoy: y'know there are times where you scare me
GooBoy: this is one of those times, but for the wrong reasons
E: I'm not following you
E: which is inherently racist
E: you aren't being culturally sensitive to my lower education
E: which is that way simply because of my race and nothing else.
GooBoy: I... have nothing to say
E: How was my gangstaaaaa talk scary?
E: Did you think I would really call the cops on you?
E: I wouldn't do that over something like that.
GooBoy: you were being retarded
E: YOU CALLIN' ALL MINORITIES RETARDED?!
E: Just cause we din' all up and git yer fancy edumacation!?!
E: That's right.
E: I love this conversation so much I want to have sex with it.
I do. I reaaaallly do.
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