Tuesday, March 8, 2011

Random Cute

I was hanging out at my friend Joe J Johnson II's house while a few other people were over. A young girl that was the daughter of one of the other guests was there as well. We discussed random things.

Joe J: Did you know that race car backwards is still race car?
Little Girl: No it isn't! It's car race!

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Last week as I was leaving school late, the sun was setting. It was particularly cold out. As I was pulling out into the street I noticed a teenaged boy standing on the corner in shorts and a hoodie holding a sign that simply said, "Be Happy!"

I smiled and waved - and I was happy.

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Recently I was texting my friend, I let him know that I was on my way to a party where there would be drinking.

Deebles: So should I expect drunk tits from you?
Deebles: TEXTS! I meant to put TEXTS! Stupid autocorrect!!
E: Suuuure... I think that's what they call a Freudian slip.
Deebles: I'm so glad I'm not within arms reach or you would have slapped me.

He's full of it. I thought it was hilarious.

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Next to my apartment complex is a ravine, and in it lives a homeless man. I call him "The Happy Hobo" because every morning bright and early when I leave for work or volunteer duty he's dancing and waving at the passing traffic while standing at the entrance to my complex. Seeing him always reminds me that happiness is an entirely personal thing to define.

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Whenever I take a bath or shower my cats get really dramatic. They know how to open the bathroom door so they always barge in and start meowing and looking at me as though to say, "Why are you doing that!? There's WATER in there! You are getting WET!"

I just tell them they're overreacting.

-E

3 comments:

  1. These do seem bubbly-making, but if you really want random cuteness, you must watch a baby smile at you bigger and wider every day just because you're there. Ahhhhhh!
    It Just Got Interesting

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  2. Awww! I'm a few years yet away from making babies of my own but that sounds great :)

    -E

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  3. Awww haha. These are so funnny.
    "drunk tits?" priceless.

    x

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